Triangle of Sadness

What in the Gillian’s-Island-Lord-of-the-Flies fresh hell is this? Yuck. There was such a missed opportunity…this could have been so much better: big storm, pirates, shipwreck, wealthy idiots…but this still came off boring and gross (who doesn’t love a puking montage? Uh, turns out…me). even Woody Harrelson couldn’t save this one. 5 watch checks, Ryan likely would have stayed awake, but to complain the whole time. Maybe the big screen would have made it better? But doubtful.